#235 – I Could Buy You
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009News:
Comments are back on. Please try be nice to one another now!
Anders’ cry is a reference to A Camp’s “I Can Buy You”. Nina Persson, of Cardigan’s fame, was one of Anders biggest crushes once upon a time.





May 20th, 2009 at 7:40 am
My my my. I know there’s no one else I’D rather share a jail cell with.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:47 am
Oh, Nina. You could buy me.
Lovely strip, Rene!
May 20th, 2009 at 7:50 am
…awkwaaaaard.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Hey comments are back! Great work Rene as always!
May 20th, 2009 at 7:53 am
And so, Anders proves once again why he deserves no sympathy from me. I mean really “I could buy you!”? Grow-up Anders and deal with and fix the shit you got yourself into.
On another note, it wasn’t very clear to me but did Little Shit and Anders have sex or did they just share a bed? Little Shit doesn’t look too disappointed (that he’s going back to his girlfriend). Maybe her hero-worship of Anders wore off during the night?
May 20th, 2009 at 7:57 am
Dain! There’s a name I haven’t seen in awhile. I missed these comments. Wow!
May 20th, 2009 at 8:05 am
Oh Anders. You used to be cool.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:09 am
In 233 Little Shit says “She’s never cared about the guys I’ve slept with before!” which definitely made me think they did the deed.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:39 am
I love how he’s scratched the days into the wall. Seems like he’s pretty used to the whole prison deal.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:47 am
Wow. I pretty much read/looked at every strip in 2 days and am glad you started updating again. I am HOOKED. This is great!!
May 20th, 2009 at 9:10 am
woah!
i LOVE this commic but i only discovered it after the comments were switched off.
the suspense is killing me!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Hej,
cool to see comments back!
Can’t be Johan’s days. He has been arrested the evening before, when he beat Anders at the exhibition. Could be hours actually ^^.
LS does look disappointed in #234 panel 1 for me.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:24 am
i am on $18.98 Canadian. I am quite affordable
May 20th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Johan!! It seems ages since we last saw him. But only one night passed since Anders’ exhibition opening, right?
Anders got to stop continuing his asshole ways.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:53 am
I’d never been able to comment…
I am in awe of such amazing comics, the artwork colors characters dialogue.
Thank you Rene Engström <3
May 20th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Oh, my Comments are back on. Sweet.
This seems to be a perfect setting for a Rob Schneider comedy, “Anders & Johan”. Anders impregnated Johan sister. Johan beat the shit out of Anders. Now they’re stuck in a tiny cell together. Hillarity ensues.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Thanks for the comic, Rene! I missed it a lot during your sabbatical
May 20th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Hey, love the comic. I was wondering though, what is the update schedule if there is one? I haven’t been able to figure that out.
Thanks!
May 20th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
subscribed to your feed a couple days ago… why did this not come up?
May 20th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@Majellen I am trying for m-w-f. I’ll make it official as soon as I manage to keep it longer than a couple weeks. ^_^
May 20th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@janita I don’t know! I’ll try take a look at it. I’m not so good at RSS.
May 20th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I just absolutely love this comic.
Just forever, really.
It’s so easy to relate to.
Thank you Rene for being an amazing artist with amazing ideas.
May 20th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
you are the best! love that the coments are back,is everything well with your equipment? not that there is an outage again
May 20th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Yeah what LS said in the last strip did catch me off guard. I thought they only slept in the same bed together, but if that was the case then Anders shouldnt have been ashamed to confront the mom. Dang…I totaly used to like Anders.
May 20th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
omg i’m so happy the comic is back to updating regularly! gleeeeeee! <3<3<3 for rene.
May 20th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I miss Maria! Where is that baby?!
May 20th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Oh, loving this story so much Rene. After some of these strips, just to sit and hug my pillow. Tears can be healing.
Seems Anders is hitting the skids. Always wondered… after sold-out shows at Galerie Bel’Art and Centre Pompidou, how does one go home and do laundry. Tomhet is right. In this strip it seems Anders has read Kübler-Ross: denial, bargaining, anger, depression. Could acceptance be next.
“Would you like revenge, or would you prefer forgiveness?”
May 20th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
OH SNAP, take it Anders.
I am SOHAPPY for more updates and now comments section! Yay!
May 20th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Thanks everyone!
It is really strange, but opening up the comments again makes me feel like I’m just starting out for the first time.
It’s heartwarming to see the story affecting people again.
<3
May 20th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Hooray, comments! I’m so happy to see the story continuing again. I hope we get to see more of Maria, since the focus has been on Anders for a while. Johan’s reveal at the end of this strip is nothing short of delicious. Can’t wait to see what happens!
May 20th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
you are so cool, rene. so so cool. that is all.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
*Crosses fingers and hopes for the next page to just be Anders and Johan getting down to some sweet, jail-bird style bumlove*
I still remember that april fools one where they kiss (i think, or did i just imagine it?). They WANT each other.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
@Andy: Oh my, now there’s an image that won’t be scrubbed from my mind however many salt-baths it takes.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Dun dun dunnn. I’m so glad you’re updating again!
May 20th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
It’s nice to see the comments turned back on. Keep up the great work.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Ok it’s official, I HATE Anders.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
same as elli above, just read the entire comic archives yesterday and today. now i’m dying of suspense cos there’s no longer a next button to click! =O
May 20th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I read the whole strip yesterday and… whoa. This thing is awesome.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
What a good time to open back up the comments! Your timing is impeccable as always.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I’m so glad you are back! I missed anders <3s maria!!
May 20th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Maybe they’ll forget their differences and learn to work together to get out of jail… Or maybe Andres will get his ass kicked… Either way. Love the comic ^_^
May 20th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
This is so bracing!
May 20th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
OH ANDERS.
Man, I love that hat the police-lady wears.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
So happy the comments are back. There were so many strips I wanted to say something about while they were off. Too bad the ol’ brain doesn’t remember too well.
I’m a little puzzled like @Christi .. I thought Anders actually managed to keep his hands off Little Sh|t but Amy makes a good point quoting LS. Can’t wait to see how Anders tries to handle his next run in with Lena. I really love that no one in this comic is completely lovable. And, I’m so happy to see Johan again! (:
May 21st, 2009 at 12:27 am
Poor guy’s just pissed off. I don’t think he’d normally say something like that, it’s just circumstantial. Pretty reasonable I’d say, poor guys been waiting like two years for this day and he’s spending it locked up.
I hadn’t thought he had sex with her (LS), thought they just lied there talking like he wanted. I think LS is referencing her mother’s supposition. Regardless it’s going to to be pretty awkward/sad next time he see Lena.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:51 am
I hope Anders gets his act together in time…
May 21st, 2009 at 1:20 am
ahhh. welcome back Rene, we missed you.
May 21st, 2009 at 1:31 am
JOHAAAAAAAAN
May 21st, 2009 at 3:20 am
I honestly hope Johan jail rapes Anders. I used to love Anders’ character…..
May 21st, 2009 at 4:51 am
Anders is everything that scares me about trusting someone. Your characters are amazing, they almost seem to be alive. They have their faults and weaknesses, and their high points. Bravo to you for making the story and it’s characters so in depth.
May 21st, 2009 at 5:27 am
Aaaaaaw, I don’t blame Anders at all… It must be SO FRUSTRATING to be stuck in the system while your baby is being born!
That’s only something that happens once– missing it must be AWFUL.
May 21st, 2009 at 6:41 am
@Kate
I feel more sorry for Maria. Here she is practically alone giving birth to a baby who’s daddy is a complete douchebag who can’t seem to understand that he’s the one who causes his own world to fall apart. To me, Anders deserves this kick in the balls: missing the birth of his first child. But on the other hand neither Maria nor the baby deserve not having him there to relish in this joyous moment.
Maybe Anders will get is act together once the baby is born but that’s never a guarantee and even if he does I think he’s damaged the relationship with Maria too much for them to live a decent life together. But he can at least be a decent human-being and be there for his child. That’s my opinion anyway. I’m quite anxious to find out what Rene REALLY has in store for our protagonists.
Oh and I don’t mean to be rude but, welcome back Rene and welcome back comments!
May 21st, 2009 at 7:18 am
Excited to see you back Rene… and you thought we would all have gone away in your absence… pffft. We can’t stay away when EVERY comic is a cliffhanger… a twist. We are all addicted …. addicted I tell you. We can no more separate ourselves from this story than Anders can separate himself from trouble.
I agree.. I don’t think he slept with Little Shit… I think he WANTS to do better and realizes he can’t just sleep with everyone anymore. Even if he has tanked it with Maria… he is becoming a dad.. and will at least portray a responsible looking dad for a while. … I think Icoop is right.. I think Little Shit is just talking about Lena’s thoughts on her previous boys….
long time listener… first time caller….
thanks for opening up the comments…
May 21st, 2009 at 7:20 am
Holy Crow I love your work so much! Thank you for putting comments back online so I can tell you just how much I adore your characters and story! Thank you for sharing them with us all and helping to teach people that nobody is perfect!
I’m holding out hoping that Anders gets his sh*t in order and manages to be there for Maria. I have faith in him!
May 21st, 2009 at 8:07 am
Was going crazy over the music video since I’d never heard of A Camp but I love The Cardigans and it’s the same singer and all.
Never been able to comment before but I am very anxious to read new updates again. We all get so wrapped up in your comic, thank you for making it Rene!
May 21st, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Rene! Fara! Ash! Been missing youguys and the strip. The backlight died on my laptop back at ‘Hanging with Mario’, and I hate using the Difman’s desktop system. I will be making an attempt to keep up though. ^^ And Anders, you have earned yet another Gibbs-slap from me for the comment to the nice officer. And I hope you NEVER forget the way you just crushed Lena’s heart. You asshat!
May 21st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Btw. Gibbs-slap…a reference to the character played by Mark Harmon on NCIS. Find an episode or 12 on Hulu if you aren’t familiar with the series. He gets in at least oneof these shots on any given show.
May 21st, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Gibbs-slap is Awesome. And you’re right, Anders does need it. Hell, he could use being babysat by Gibbs. Would do him wonders.
May 21st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
You people are so forgiving of anders. If I had a RL friend who did half of what this putz had, not only would I be sharing a cell with Johan (haha!), but I’d never speak to the person again! Its amazing how many peeps still like him! (I stand by my Women Crazy comment from the last strip.)
May 21st, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Dood Anders just keeps screwing up ( no pun intended )…. You would think that he’d learn that if he makes that one mistake, and learns from that one mistake he wouldn’t keep doing it wouldn’t you?
* Sigh * Anders Anders Anders.
You’re a soon to be father, start acting like one and not a high schooler.
May 21st, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Nice to have you back, Renee.
Anders could use some time with Gibbs, as suggested above. Or Kipling’s “Captains Courageous”. Someone who could show him where he’s going wrong, and show him what he could do right. He’s a spoiled rich kid who doesn’t know much about how to be a stand-up guy, much less how to be a grown man. I don’t see him as ‘evil’ so much as thoughtless, careless and clueless. He’s got that ‘dying dandy’ thing down pat, he’s surrounded by women who all let him get away with murder. I haven’t seen a good male role model in here anywhere that he could have learned from. Not giving him any excuses – he’s got that covered already – just saying he could be a twentysomething poster child for Big Brothers and Big Sisters…he still needs one. Before he has a hand in raising his child to be just another Anders. A clue is a terrible thing to waste.
May 21st, 2009 at 10:00 pm
OK wait.
Love the strip, but how did we go from Johan getting into 3rd base (#229) to “meep” (#230)? What happens in between?
Does Johan get a Stern Talking To by “Uno Dad”? Does he even wash his HANDS when he’s done? What the fudge happens??
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:49 am
Agh, I really hope this ends well…;_; Great works, as always!
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:46 am
Aha, LOVE the last panel (:
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:17 pm
I’m so glad comments are back! The transition over the last two pages I feel was a little rough. The jump from the streets to the jail cell was rather sudden compared to your usual casual pace. Regardless, I love this setup! Can’t wait for the next page!
May 23rd, 2009 at 1:09 am
I like the police officer. Makes me want to be arrested too.