#175 - Impress You
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008Wow! What a lot of new readers popping in and saying hi! From my hometown of Östersund even!
Hi everyone from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal! And Kate Beaton! And where ever else you’ve come from! I hope you like my comic!


July 9th, 2008 at 6:53 am
OH NO MARIA’S ULTRASOUND!!!!
July 9th, 2008 at 6:57 am
O no! What time is it? Why are there no clocks? BLARG!
July 9th, 2008 at 7:10 am
The ultrasound! Dun dun dun duuun!
I like Lena’s daughter, does she have a name?
July 9th, 2008 at 7:15 am
It took me a while to realize she was wearing a beanie.
Her: “It’s green!”
Me: No… it’s black.
I love Anders loves Maria
July 9th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Cute little stepsister is cute!
Meanwhile, I hope he doesn’t forget about the ultrasound at 1500.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:43 am
hey i just found out about your webcomic from SMBC and decided to have a look. I love it, i went back and read it from the beginning and now i plan on being a regular reader
how often do you update?
July 9th, 2008 at 7:51 am
This no pants thing had better not be what I think it is.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:07 am
I first saw your comic on 4chan’s /co/ board, they love your anal comic (particularly the “bork” sound effect) and post a few of your other comics nearly as frequently. That said, I only started reading when Zach linked it on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Thus far, I love “Anders Loves Maria”, the only complaint I can come up with is that it doesn’t update hourly
July 9th, 2008 at 8:17 am
ROFL. Oh man, Damn, I missed the first few comments. But, ROFL, Awesome strip :]
July 9th, 2008 at 8:21 am
I heartily approve of him being sweet to the little gal…But yes, he’ll be in bad trouble if he misses the ultrasound, not only with Maria, but with ME!
But, I want to believe the best of him. He’s made ‘dumb kid’ mistakes, but I want to believe he’s not just a shit. A shit wouldn’t take a little girl to get her hair done.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:26 am
I do indeed like your comic!
July 9th, 2008 at 8:39 am
I hope he is on time!
July 9th, 2008 at 8:50 am
What the hell happened if he is naked the night after all his friends rubbed their vaginas all over his face.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Well, Miss Maria… A lot of people sleep naked, every night.
This episode has convinced me that Anders has the makings of a really great dad. Aww.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:56 am
I first heard about this comic offhandedly yesterday from Comics Curmedgeon (www.joshreads.com) and have read all the way through it and love it. A few random questions I have from reading through the archive:
- Did Maria get pregnant after Anders brought it up in the first comic, or was it supposed to have occured before he mentioned it?
- Johan and Maria both ended up in foster care, but when she was a teenager they were back home and Johan now lives with the father, so I guess we can assume they were allowed to return to their parents at some point?
Anyways, keep up the good work!
July 9th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Judging by the angle of the sun in the second-last panel, I’d say it’s pretty close to noon. Like sometime between 11 and 13.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:56 am
By the way, the new page design looks very nice. Good job.
Okay, yesterday’s comic is still on my (dirty, I suppose) mind. What about a ’sniglad’ tshirt? I would totally buy that, if only for the reason that random people will ask me “What does that even mean?”, to which I will answer “It’s Swedish for snailing.”. If they should make the mistake to ask the follow-up question what the hell ’snailing’ is, I shall expect great lulz.
Just a plain tshirt with ’sniglad’ written on it, perhaps in your handlettering, which always looks nice (and you could easily make it /really/ nasty by adding a thin line of mucus around or under the letters).
Come on, you know you want to do this shirt. And it’s not even disrespectful towards your characters! : P
July 9th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Judging by the angle of the sun in the second-last panel, I’d say it’s pretty close to noon. Like sometime between 11 and 13. In other words (jeez I hope I didn’t just accidentally post this halfway through), he better hurry. Coz if it’s 1 pm and he’s hoping to take the girl out for lunch AND get to Maria’s appointment on time, knowing Anders, he’s screwed.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Oh look at that, I did post it halfway through! *smacks head* *is klutz*
July 9th, 2008 at 10:08 am
T: Maria was already pregnant they just were not aware. And yes it appears they were allowed back to their parents. I wonder why? They clearly still had alcohol problems. :/
July 9th, 2008 at 10:48 am
We certainly do like your comic!
July 9th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Östersund kicks ass. My brother used to live on Frösön, so I’ve spent a lot of time there. One day my dad and I went to the top of Frösötornet, and he bought me some ice cream and it was the bestest day ever.
Your comic kicks ass too.
July 9th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I come from Uruguay! And I really like your comic.
July 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Came over from www.shortpacked.com when you had done a guest strip while Willis was on vacation. While this comic is nothing like your guest strip…I became so intrigued that I went back and started from the beginning.
I like the sense of structure you have here. Keep em coming!
July 9th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Ander’s Mind/Conscience in Panel #7: Awwww, the underaged girl has a crush on me. Time to not exploit this at all.
Ander’s Penis, Same: Yes, that is indeed exactly what we do.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Like T, I followed the link from a comment on www.joshreads.com, and spent my entire Monday evening reading the entirety of the strip. You’ve hooked another regular reader!
July 9th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Does “just little shit” not have pupils because she’s not old enough to have a soul yet?
Don’t get me wrong, I like the character design, just curious if there’s anything behind the way her eyes work.
July 9th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Norman: Mon-Wed-Fri
fnord: I would have less problems with a Sniglad shirt, than a Bork shirt. Why is that I wonder?
July 9th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
i love the look of tentative horror on Anders’ face in panel 5. like “oh dear god what might i have possibly done?”
July 9th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Alex, she’s wearing glasses. In some of the previous strips, you can see the nosepiece between.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Guess if I’m happy to have found Anders Loves Maria again!
I used to work with you sister in law Karin and she told me about Anders Loves Maria back in the familjelycka-beginning-days, and I have to tell you that you left me with an urge for more!! This totally made my day.. or week even. Sniglad, haha! You’re hilarious!
July 9th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I found ALM through Shortpacked! (loved your comic there, by the way) and SMBC; the first just gave me the name, but a few days later at SMBC I saw it again and thought, “Oh, I’ve heard of that” and, being an idiot and not realizing it had been just days before, I made the choice to come see what “all the fuss” was about. Thank God I did! It’s a fantastic comic.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Rene: A sniglad shirt would greatly fill the hole left by no bork shirt.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
@rene: yes! Do it! You don’t hate money, right? Honest, hard earned cash piling up in front of your house, who wouldn’t like that.
And it’s less repulsive than a ‘bork’ shirt because a) it’s almost completely cryptic (to non Swedes at least) and b) the world clearly needs more uninhibited, crude humor based on the /female/ reproductive organs, to counterbalance all the male oriented content.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:16 am
I’m also a new reader; I followed the link from Shortpacked! when you did a guest strip there. Out of curiosity I went back through the archive, and now I’m hooked. Specifically the flashback with the baby birds got me hook, line, and sinker–that hit a childhood memory EXTREMELY close to home.
Anyway, I’m loving your little story here, and I’ll be checking back every update. Keep up the great work!
July 10th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Yea! I’m one of the new recruits from SMBC! I just read through your archive, and Zach is right, your comic is awesome!
July 10th, 2008 at 1:17 am
Looks like you’ve got an army coming in from Shortpacked! (myself included, I started reading your whole comic after that guest strip). Brilliant work, keep it up
Jolly ho!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:14 am
should anders put his trousers on in FRONT of the step daughter?
or should he do it when she’s not in the room?
July 10th, 2008 at 7:47 am
oh noooes
maria’s gonna be soo unhappy!
goddamnit
I hate that he’s doing something cute
but fucking off on maria at the same time
what a dunce!
rawr.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
:-(
:sigh: hugging underage girl… while nude… in front of giant window… while photographers are trailing you… that’s not so good.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
The ultrasound is at 3pm. Anders’s date with “Little Shit” shouldn’t last any later than 2pm if they’re just getting their hair done and having lunch.
You guys need to chill, dang.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Another new reader; another cartoonist friend sent me a link saying, “hey, check out this Swedish webcomic, this is how it’s done.” And he was right, this is good, good stuff. Really well-written, and I’m very jealous of your loose-but-not-sloppy drawing style.
July 10th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Lolz. Anders has been hanging around with Bjorn too long.
July 11th, 2008 at 1:20 am
18 (or 19?) is underage?!?
July 11th, 2008 at 1:56 am
Great web-comic, you can really tell a story.
I actually found myself caring about Maria, which is rare for me.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:22 am
@ Alex
I believe they are glasses. When we first met her, there was one frame where you could see a bridge between the two white circles, but then it wasn’t in the other frames.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:38 am
I just fell in love with your comic today and read the entire thing in 2 hours.. Brilliant stuff.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:42 am
How did she know he doesn’t have any pants on?
July 12th, 2008 at 3:30 am
Lizzy: chicka-chicka yeah.
July 14th, 2008 at 12:50 am
I’m from Vancouver, Canada!
August 5th, 2008 at 1:58 am
I’m trying to figure out if the face he’s making in the last panel is because he realized that he hasn’t got bottoms on, or because she’s already using him, fan-girl-style
LoL!
Truly, this page is one of my overall faves so far.
*bows*