By Patrick Alexander
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008And people think I can be controversial. Hats off to you Patrick! ♥
EDIT: Damn I forgot to link you to Patrick’s awesome stuff when I first put this up. Please go check it out! He is very, very good. As you can see.









March 25th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Oh my that is horribly great…
March 25th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Oh holy shit. I thought mine was over the top!
I think I just spotted the first piece of ALM merch: A “FUCK GYPSIES” shirt.
March 25th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
holy frickin’…. that is positively wonderful!!!!! SO HILARIOUS!!!! scooby doo is just the cherry on top ::wipes tear away::
March 25th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
nuff said
March 25th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
this shit is unchained bananas!
March 25th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I loled at fuck gypsies, haha… awesome.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Brilliant… Simply, brilliant!
March 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I lol’d at this so hard, I almost shot tea out of my nose.
Hats off to Patrick!
March 25th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
It wasn’t so much the “fuck gypsies” that I laughed at, but the comment that he “unwittingly” offended her that killed me. These guest strips get funnier every day, I love them!!
March 25th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Tanya.
Lawl!
March 25th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Eventually I’m going to start charging you guys for whatever drink I spew all over my monitor when I inevitably laugh my face off reading these guest strips.
….But not this time. This comic is good enough to let you get away with it this time.
But NEXT TIME GADGET! NEXT TIME!
March 25th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Lovely!
March 25th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I’m beginning to see a pattern here… what can I say? Anal Week deeply impacted us all.
March 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Oh my god, this is the most fucking hilarious thing I have ever seen!
Totally gonna check out Patrick Alexander.
And congratulations to you Rene, for creating a story with such complex relationships between all the characters, that inspires guest comics such as this.
March 25th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I laughed and laughed. This is my kind of sick humor. Thank you!
March 25th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I think what I love most about all the guest comics is the use of “bork bork bork”
Roobee doobee dooooo!
March 25th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
… the fuck?
March 25th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Really, though. *bork* has caught on.
March 25th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
what i love is the tanya/tina mix up in the fourth panel (although scooby doo - damn!)
March 25th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
LMAO *wipes tears* funniest thing i’ve read all day!!
March 25th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
i’m particularly fond of the frantic pointing to his shirt, just in case she didn’t notice the huge block letters.
do you think he made that shirt himself, at home, secretly planning how he would go find a gypsy encampment and show them what he thought of them?
then again, maybe he bought it at a hot topic.
March 25th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
I like how everyone noticed the Tanya mix-up but I giggled more when he still called her “Mina” later in the strip.
March 25th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Yeah the fuck gypsies shirt is awesome!
March 25th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
And ‘Ander’s Sucks’ week continues! Next round’s theme: ‘Modanna and Foetus.’
Woooow, it’s nice to see a hand-drawn comic, especially liking the washes of color. The third panel cracked me up and deserves to be framed.
Also, I was kinda dissapointed to see Scooby-Doo. XD I don’t know, I thought a traditional Great Dane would have been really hilarious. They’re so gangly and awkward… and build-wise remind me of Anders I guess. But Scooby looks so… demented there. It still works.”
March 25th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
This is very well drawn, so hats off there, I guess. And of course, who doesn’t love the “FUCK GYPSIES” panel? The car horn honking was an excellent addition there.
Tip for the next guest strip artist: how about drawing Anders with a sign reading “dumb stupid asshole who cheats and is dumb - also: bork bork bork”? And then Maria comes and kicks him in the balls. FUCK YEAH!!
March 25th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
edit: modanna = modonna, blah blah I can’t spell
March 26th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Also I love the reiteration of how much he does not love tina in panel six.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:45 am
That must have been the best beastyality comic I’ve ever read, and I say that from my heart!
March 26th, 2008 at 1:19 am
These comics have been incredible.
So many layers…
:D
March 26th, 2008 at 1:55 am
Yeah man, fuck gypsies! What have they ever done for society except spread hilarious curses?
March 26th, 2008 at 5:16 am
i completely love these guest strips. this one is brilliant!
March 26th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Honestly, I was expecting Marmaduke and not Scooby because Marmaduke is much more of an asshole
March 26th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Oh my god I am in love
March 26th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Next comic-con, you should sell ‘Fuck Gypsies’ shirts.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Hello everyone, I’m glad you enjoyed my horrible nonsense.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Hilarious comic! Patrick Alexander is one of the funniest guys on the internet; Raymondo Person is genius.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
LOL. I love these guest strips. Tina looks so cute, even while she’s being borked. Haha, I said borked
March 28th, 2008 at 7:27 am
my name is tanya XDDDD